I Date White Men Only

Episode 1

Mo@ning, mo@ning, mo@ning, mo@ning, kissing, sm00ching, b@nging, me and Obinna having late night sx Me: Yes, yes, oh yes, Obinna, yes. Obinna: I love you (mo@ning) B@nging me really hard, thrusting me so hot, at some point i began to scream Tolu: Haaaaa! Obinna please cum. Cum, cum, cum please Obinna kept on p0unding me, kissing me, squeezing my Bosso, scking my Tips and kept b@nging me in scissors style
Obinna: I’m about to cum, sorry baby (mo@ning tone)
Both of us sweating, Obinna became faster this time, thrusting me so deep down, doing it fast, he’s about to cum
Obinna: Ha yes, ooooh, oooh (Panting)
He finally cum.. Breathing heavily, sweating profusely
Obinna: Damn! Thats was crazy (breathing heavily)
Me: Oh my God, i love you Obinna
Obinna dipped his hand below and brought out the sp£rm filled c0ndom and dropped it on the floor. Both breathing heavily till we slept off.
Following day, very early in the morning, both us still sleeping, i quickly woke up, picked my wristwatch and checked the time
Me: Oh my God, i have 10 am lectures today, i’m so weak (Yawning)
I tapped Obinna who was still sleeping and snoring..
Me: Obinna wake up (tapping him), wake up, wake up
Obinna gave a very disturbing snore.
Obinna: Oooooh God! What? (Yawning)
Me: Wake up joor, i’m leaving, i have 10 am lectures today.
Obinna: (Yawning) leaving? I thought you said you’re staying till tomorrow (yawning)
Me: No, ooo.
I rose up and sat on the mattress.
Obinna: Hahaha! Okay let us do one more round before you leave
He got up, tried to kiss me..
Me: Stop, what is wrong with you? Isn’t that enough? Hahahaa, we had 3 roumds of sex now you want another again, abegi. Obinna: i’ll be very fast Touching my breast, he was already Hot and hard… Me: Stop, haa, see give me what i asked from you, thats the reason why i even came here. Im running late. Obinna: Na you sabi He got up and went to his wardrobe, brought out some money and gave it to me. I counted the money…. Me: Obinna what’s this? (Held the money with anger) Obinna: Tolu please help me to manage that, i’ll give you the balance when the month ends. Me: What? Ending the month? Obinna wearing his boxers.. Obinna: Tolu, not now biko Me: You know this is unfair, i asked you for 18k, you’re giving me 8k. This is unfair oo and you were banging me all night, a whole three rounds, (hissing) haaaaa! God what kind of boyfriend is this? Obinna: I’m sorry (moved close to me, trying to pet me)…. I’ve told you i’ll give you the balance ending of this month. Me: Ending? Today is just 6th for crying out loud, i told you what i……. See, take your money Threw the money at his face, got up and wore my clothes, picked my things. Obinna: What is the meaning of this? I’ve apologised, what else do you want? He got up came near me, trying to touch me… Me: Don’t you touch me, i’m sick and tired of this….. Haaa! God, 3 rounds… Obinna: Stop saying that Tolu, are you not my girlfriend? Me: Haaa okay! Wearing my ear rings, picked my bags… He tried to hug me, i pushed him away and walked out of his room Obinna: Tolu, Tolu, Tolu… I left his place in anger, i was so disappointed, so disappointed, after having long session of sex with him…. I couldn’t go for lectures cos i wasn’t happy, i just had to go the hostel straight. I got to the hostel, my roommate had gone for lectures, i couldn’t do anything cos i was still tired. I just la!d on the bed, my phone began to ring, it was Obinna calling, trying to apologize, i didn’t pick his calls, he kept on calling, i got so pissed and switched off my phone and slept off
Few hours later…..
Someone tapping me, “Tolulope, Tolu wake up, Tolu wake up”
Me: Obinna leave me alone, leave me alone (still sleeping)
Then a hot spank on my cheek.
Me: Yey! Who is that?
Bidemi: Are you alright? (
Me: What was that for? Why did you slap me now?
Bidemi: Cos you were saying rubbish, were ypou fight with Obinna in your dream? Hope you guys didn’t quarrel again this time
I got up….
Me: (hissed) That silly ibo boy, i’m tired of the relationship, i swear
Bidemi: You and Obinna, what is it this time?
Me: Can you imagine, that fool gave me 8k out of 18k, the 18k i’ve been asking for over one month now.
Bidemi: Maybe he’s broke, you know he’s a corper now.
Me: And so? Atleast they have payed him is allawee now, can’t give me his allawee? He’s too stingy
Bidemi: (Laughing) wait, is that why you’re so angry like this?
Me: Why won’t i be? Hahaha, 3 rounds now, all night.
Bidemi: Meaning?
Me: 3 rounds, he was demanding for 4th sef
Bidemi: Ehn! You mean you had 3 rounds of sex all night? Me: Yes now, can you imagine, i purposely gave him that kind of sex thinking he was going to give the full money.
Bidemi: Awwww! Sorry dear ( she hugged me)….. Mehn! 3 rounds (counting her fingers ), oh girl you try ooo
Me: See. Me i am tired of dating Nigerian guys, i’m fed up
Bidemi: Who else do you want to date if them?
Me: White men of course, can’t you Cynthia…. She’s dating a white man now, she’s a big girl now. Look what she carrying, she’s enjoying, she’s really enjoying ooo.

Bidemi: White men? You’re really funny….
Me: Do you think I’m joking, I’m even serious, i need white men, enough with naija guys.

Bidemi: So how do you intend to do that? Will you now go and meet Cynthia to hook you up or what?

Me: Huh! Me? God forbid, she will now be feeling like a superstar, abegi…… But seriously, shey Cynthia fine reach me ni? I don’t know which kind luck i dey get… Cynthia? That ugly girl
Bidemi laughing….
Me: Is it funny?
Bidemi: You dey envy the girl now
Me: Why won’t envy her, that girl dey use juju, Edo girls, Auchi girls (clapped my hands) no be Auchi girls snatch my father from my mum.. She dey use juju, cos the girl no fine at all
My phone rings, it was Obinna calling, i picked the phone and put it on silent.
Bidemi: Why are you not picking your call?
Me: Is that fool
Bidemi: Obinna?
I hissed…
Me: I hate that name…. Haa, God where will i get money to buy this gown for the award night them nominate me? I’m collecting an award now, what will wear?
Bidemi: Shey the award you paid for?
Me: Whatever!
Bidemi: Which award do they want to give you sef?…… Is not face of SMS?
Me: Of course, i be fine girl now ( stood up, doing the 360 turning)….. I don suffer, 3 rounds, and if you see Obinna’s J0yst!ck, very big.
Bidemi laughing….
Bidemi: is that not what you like? Fine boys with big things
Me: I need to hustle for white men oo
Bidemi: Hustle? You’re now sounding desperate
Me: Badoo things, i will go to Badoo, them plenty for Badoo.
Bidemi: How you take know say na Badoo?
Me: See you, i checked Cynthia’s chats yesterday now, i went through her phone.
My phone rings again…..
Me: Oh my God, what does this silly boy want? Medicine after death..

I eventually picked up the phone…..
Me: Hello, what do you want? Don’t call me again….. What?

Still on the phone arguing with him till i went outside…
To Be Continued….