
Episode 1
this story you are about to read might or might not be fiction
ping
my BlackBerry Q10 vibrated (oh yeah, I use a Q5. Just wanted to take style and tell you)
So I had actually been on Facebook digging into the pictures of my newest Facebook crush when that ping came in (by the way, I might probably âexposeâ the facebook username of the Facebook crush at the end of this winks)
Alright. Let me focus on the story. I need to stop digressing.
takes a deep breath
So, the ping.
I minimized my browser and went to BBM to see the evil spirit that was disturbing my life with a freaking BBM ping (I hate pings, by the way, and I always forget to deactivate the vibrations that come with them. After typing this I need go deactivate that thing)
So, straight outta Facebook I balled into BBM and lo and behold it was Jaga. That idiot. No, Jaga is not his real name. Thatâs just what we call him. Itâs actually a short version of Jaga Jaga. I donât know how such evil nickname was given to him. Actually the fool na my guy, and the mumu boy just loves two things in his life more than anything â women and weedâŠaside from that, the guy no get wahala sha.
So I received his message.
âFoolâ. I typed. âWhy you won kill my batteryâ. Pim. I sent it.
He received the message and started typing. I watched the typing thing that shows up near someoneâs bbm name when he is typing and waited.
Pim.
His message entered.
âGuy, e get one babe wey dey trip for you here oâ
I sqÂŁÂŁzed face. Which type of mumu message is this again. I just received the message, bone the guy and returned to Facebook to continue checking out my crushâs picture from where I stopped.
Ping
Ping
Ping.
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Three pings, I nearly mad. I rushed back to BBM.
âGuy, why u won kill my ba3 na. You chop mess?â. I sent it.
âFoolâ. He replied. âI won change your lifeâ
Then he sent me a picture. I opened it. And my eye âshinedâ.
See, is not like I fall in and out of like easily sha but mehn, I saw that picture and forgot about the other girl I was checking out on Facebook.
âWho be this babeâ. I asked.
Jaga sent me a smiling smiley. Then typed. âNa the girl I been tell you say she dey trip for you. Mumuâ
I looked at the message. Trip for me ke? Why?
See Itâs not like Iâm looking down on myself or anything (alright, maybe I am) but mehn, that girl was too fine abeg. She canât be tripping for me. So one thing was certain â Jaga won jonse me. Simple.
He started typingâŠ.
I waited.
âThe girl been see your instagram picture come talk say she like you oâ (by the way this is my instagram handle, just in case you won see wetin the girl see: IamOlufayo You can follow me if you like)
I looked at the message and of course, I didnât believe him. The guy na jonser. But I still asked:
âWho be the girlâ.
âShe be my cousinâ. Jaga replied.
I sqÂŁÂŁze my face, then shake head.
No guy tells another guy say him cousin dey trip. Itâs like an unspoken rule around guys. We no dey like our guys near our relation. So for this fool to tell me his cousin was tripping then there was something wrong with the story.
Why I dey bother even think this matter sef.
âGuyâ. I typed. âShe fine. Bye byeâ. Pim, I sent.
I didnât get any message from him again. And I went back to Facebook.
Like ten minutes later, my phone notification light started blinking. I checked and it was from BBM
And you wonât believe what I saw when I checked my BBMâŠ
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