Episode 6
The next day was Saturday, my brother actually went to watch arsenal match, but them no born me well make I go, when almighty nifemi is coming to visit.. I sat home waiting patiently for her to come..i had arranged everything and I make sure I set everything according..i went outside in anticipation .oluzo on the other hand was not around due to the arsenal match but he keep texting me .
(me and oluzo whatsapp converse)
Oluzo : hafa, she don show?
Me : sad smiley no
Oluzo : chill she go soon come
Me : sad smiley ok I go de wait..
Oluzo : no worry jorh, she go come, , and make sure say you no dull yourself o..
Me : trust me nah..
Oluzo : make sure u drink baby-okwu before una do anything o
Me : why nah?
Oluzo : harno why you like to de ask mumu questions self?
Me : ha! Shey I no go know wetin I wan take am do ni?
Oluzo : ok, to increase your level of performance, you know say the girl na one kind hard to get type. She fit no wan come again,and d stuff go give you mind, u no go fear to ask her anything.. so use your brain alaye..
Me : na true o..ok I don hear..
Oluzo : and make sure say you carry the chair whey de your room comot o.
Me : why?
Oluzo : mumu! U no know say if she come, she no go wan sit untop bed? And that one nogo allow you do wetin you wan do.
Me : chai! Oluzo! I envy your spirit of fornication o
Oluzo : lolz! Fool, na u no fornicate abi
Me : your own worst nah..
Oluzo : ok, bye mah watch the match first..
I don’t even bother to reply his last text,i stood up and went ahead to search earnestly for my pack of CD, I quickly put it under my pillow,and I carried my chair to the sitting room, I quickly rushed down to malla musa’s place and I get one small bottle of baby-okwu.. though malla musa’s was wondering what an innocent looking boy like me wana do with the baby okwu.. but I don’t really care about what he thinks..
I went back inside and quickly consume and gulped the entire drop of the drink…today na today. I smirked..after 2 hours of waiting ,then finally I heard a soft knock on our door, I quickly jumped off my bed and rushed down to the sitting room, the level of joy in me was second to none. On getting there I pulled the door, i almost puched the person standing infront of the door.. it’s emeka omo-ibo..
Me : ehen! Wetin you de find? frown
Emeka : brother promise, one aunty de look for you..
Me : eeen! (mood changed) where she de?
Emeka : she de there (he said pointing towards the mango tree..)
Me : ok! Make we go..
I quickly followed emeka down to the spot, to increase my level of generosity, I pulled out 200 naira from my wallet and gave it to emeka,and I make sure nifemi saw it, on a normal day, I won’t even dare to give him 20 naira for no reason.. emeka jumped up with joy and he dashed away.. low and behold my beautiful nifemi was sitting patiently under the mango tree, I quickly Adjust may voice..
Me : hi nifemi! smiles
Nifemi : hey! Harno,how Are you doing
Me : am fine, please let’s go inside.
I walked her in, I took her straight to my room..you have a nice apartment, she said in an encouraging tone..but am not even bothered about that, then she sat on my bed. Omo! This Oluzo get brain die ni,see as the idea de work..baba oluzo,i de untop bed de hail you with my boxer o..
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