Mission Impossible

Episode 13

Me: ok.so who be the man and wetin be my business with am?

Capon:the man in question is called chief Ede and i want you to go and become his driver

Me:hahahaha,the boss the boss

Capon:wetin happen,why you dey laugh

Me:the boss you say make me,DANIEL KYBEE in capital letter for that matter,a.k.a the sky,the only man that can’t be predicted,make me,carry my two legs,waka go become driver,for wetin nauh,as as how?

Capon:wait! you dehy craze? you kiss craze abi you f–k witch? iffah slap your carrer e go affact your future,shey becoz say i dey keep you quite nah im kom dehy give you mind! i go put bullet for your brain,you dehy craze?

Me:the boss what sup nau,it is play we are nah.me sky disobey the boss,(use one finger to demostrate)i dehy craze,even if i kiss craze no be 4 ur side nah so the boss,calm down.it is play we are,oyah tell me anything u want make i do and i go do am,shey nah make i put bullet for im head abi na to butcher ram,just yarn me

Capon:nah now u dehy talk.see eh u go become im driver

Me:the boss see eh,how i go take force the man to be im driver nah and u know say the old man go don get driver

Capon:calm down nah,see na me be the capon,the unshakable.immediatly i got the contract i began monitoring him and i can asure you that he is in need of a driver at the moment so all you would need to do is to apply,get the work and continue monitoring him for just 8 days,by then the ground would have been clear by then.during all this we would keep in touch with u.

Me:so how do i kill him?

Capon:you won’t kill him,your work is to creat space for his death

Me:but who is these chief Soso that you are talking about?

Capon:forget him for no till the elimination is done.just do the job well and you gat 5million share from the 15million pay

Me:ah the boss,you go find me something first nah

Capon:sky sky

Me:the boss the boss

Capon:u eh,u too like money

Me:ah capo,na who no like money for this cabal,make dem go do the person medical checkup be that nah

Capon:funny sky.i go first give u 3bay then after the mission you go get the remaining 2bay,i just dey give u 5bay sake of say u be my guy o so no go fumble o

Me:the boss see eh u over too much infact eh after u na u,i no fit shout be make i tell u,u see the water wey Chief Ede use harmattan season fetch,rain go fall for him head during dry season,i tell u.look me well,i go run am,i swear i go run am

Capon:na d tin wehy make me lyk u be dis.

Me:abeg just begin see the man as person wehy don puff(die)but eh hw i go take know the man?

Capon: (brought out a photo of chief Edeh)na im be dis

Me:chai,chaiiii,obituary,infact edehtuary na im be dis.see capon make i go prepare,no maro at all

Capon: ok nah,before u reach house ur 3bay go dey wait…stood up and left

Me:correct guy.i too like u…i got up,pick my bag and went home and guess what,i met the 3bay(three million)waiting for me in a small Ghana Must Go bag.o boi see money,i die here,hahaha,i be richman o,maro don sale welle.i rushed outside my lodge met students in the compound

Me:guys hafa na

Students:we dey o

Me:guys i just win bet 9ja and as e be say una dey 13 outside make the 13 of u just take this 200,000 bay sale body first

Students:heeeey,God bless o

Me:make una no vex say the money small,na 800,000 bay i win.when the students wehy nor dey around come back make una tell them to halla me for their own share

Students:bros u too much..i just gave them the money and went back inside,feeling like the galadima(gallant boy) i am but wait o,how long would this cult of a thing continue,they might even be planning me and am here fooling myself and see i have even stopped the search of my fathe Mr Vincent Kybee,no o,after this mission i must find him o wether the devil likes it or not o.

.i remembered Sir Winners and my siblings,i made a few calls,got my bag and set off to Edo to see my adopted family before anyother thing.