Beautiful Things

Episode 29

My phone rang and it was Joe

Me: hello joe

Joe: hey man whatsup?

Me: am ok and you

Joe: never better man, you gonna have to get your a-s ready cos your gonna be my best man, when i take my baby mama to the alter.

Me: wait a minute joe you mean you’ve met your bride already??

Joe: i kid you not man. So hows the camping goin

Me: fine so far, except for the girlfriend’s drama am having.

Joe: hahaha what happened

Me: i was bursted, not bursted like i was doing anytin bad, was just hanging out with a lady friend, and she kinda misunderstood, got all furious and her a terrible beating and me on the other hand got a crazy slap for trying to hold her, i explained to him.

Joe: hahahaha you mean dera slapped you.

Me: yup

Joe: have never dated a girl from judo class, but shez a lady, you got to make her want you kid.

Me: how joe

Joe; you mean you’ve forgotten all i thought you, then you are on your own man, if you cant think you improvise thats what soldiers do.

Me: hahaha am not fighting a war joe

Joe: yeah right but the quote is what you need now lol byee kid hope she doesnt twist your arm before you get back.

Me: byeeeeee.

I and harry were ready for the party, then he slipped cds into my pocket, your gonna be needing that.

Me: what for?

Harry: huuuuh dude!!! Are you a virgin(the word virgin is really embarrasing to guys).

Me: come on man your embarrasing me.

Harry: sowie dude but you gonna need that becos your gonna get la!d.

Me: are we going to party on not.

Harry: chill man you need someone to put you through there’s gonna be lots of h—y girls there tonight dont screw up.

Me: shame on you man i just wanna see a real party and not the crap you are telling me.

We got to the party and a piled log of wood burnt in the middle on the sand shore, music playing and students yelling, girls clad in just bikini’s and boys in shorts and singlet with an unbuttoned shirt just like harry and others shirtless, while i was clad in short and black inner wear. Harry quickly grabbed two beers and gave me one.

Me: i dont drink beers

Harry: just hold it. Just then three hot girls in bikini walked towards us.

Girls: are you guys alone

Harry: that depends on what you have in mind he said with a flirty look before grabbing two of the girls by there shoulders, while walking away, then he turned and said shes all yours.

Me: before i could even say hey she pulled me to a less populated place on the shore. Why are we here? I asked nervously.

Girl: you seem nervous she said with a flirty smirk, dont worry momma gonna take care of you said putting my hands in her p@anties and my heart beat increased

Me: it really felt sticky and weird so i took of my hand in a hurry, she smiled and then moved back a little the next thing i saw was her jumping on top of me, sending me to ground.

She sat on my tommy pinned my hands to the ground and kissed my neck and lips hungrily. And i was really nervous.

Girl: come on tell tell me you want it she yelled.

Me: i was kinda scared and for a while i thought she has gone nuts, want what? i asked. Just then she tore my t-shirt and attacked my shorts.

Then i turned her over and ran away

Girl: heeeeey come back here!!!