Episode 2
We then heard another scream, I was like..
‘Eh eh’, I then summon the courage to go and peep maybe I can benefit from the “shouting-enjoyment” but as I peep, guess what I saw?
I saw two unclad bodies, a light and skinny girl’s unclad body and senior biola’s unclad body…
The unclad body of senior biolas isn’t a new thing to me because I’ve seen it almost everyday whenever we wan baff for hostel… In short e don tire me.
But the lady’s nakedness make something rise for my body, guessed it should be my J0yst!ck…
I then saw senior biola’s J0yst!ck entering into that lady’s K!ttyC@t, its going in and coming out…
He was pounding her like a mortar and pestle…
What they were doing was a surprise that I don’t know the meaning, had it been they slept on top each other I would have understood but this one they’re doing is not something I can decode…
They are bleeping like goats(Doggy style)…. After like 3mins that I’ve been peeping, I then heard a knock on my Great Head and someone pulled me backward. I wanted to shout but I remember that they musn’t know I was peeping.
As I faced the person, it was lolade… He dragged me down to the bottom of the hall and said;
Lolade: Oniranu ni e o (you’re wayward o)
Me: what do u mean by that?
Lolade: shey u wan F**K ni?
Me: I already have one in my pocket.
Lolade: you’re crazy!
Me: sheybi this it (bring out the fork from my pocket)
Lolade: you’re stupid. Get out of my sight jor, onishe kushe iya…
Me: na u know o.
Later they rang the bell for breakfast, then I saw senior biola and that girl moving out of the dining hall and he told us to bring his food to the hostel.
S. Biola: ebami gbe ounje mi wa si hostel o, she e ti gbo?(Help me bring my food to hostel o)
Lolade: ekun, we don hear…
S.biola: mad man…
Lolade: baba, lemme Pour do small na..
S.biola: abi weyrey leleyi ni, lori iyawo temi. (U dey mad, on top my wife)
Lolade: kosi were jor, I go Pour ur room when I reach hostel
S.biola: with my food ni o
Lolade: no lele
As he waka for that dining hall, I noticed everyone in the hall murmuring and then they all busted when he’s out kpata kpata… I was like what’s funny…
That little raw §ex I witnessed live kept me wondering till a day at school during long break that I asked a friend of mine;
Friend: fawaz, come here make we talk.
Me: and the talk is about wetin?
Friend: about u!
Me: what’s wrong with you o?
Friend: I noticed something about you ever since the last saturday of last month, I notice a change in you!
Me: observant! Wetin u notice?
Friend: talk to me, I’m your friend fawaz. Don’t hide anything from me! Is it that they didn’t gave you pocket money from home?
Me: see dis yeye boy, did I tell u anytin do me or I told u I’m hiding anytin. Leave me alone let me be jare!
Friend: I know you more than you think! Or is it that a senior gave you a work that’s too hard or what?
Me: mr knower, keep it up..
Friend: you are too playful, that’s why I don’t like you, you turn almost everything to joke even when everyone is serious…. Look, I promise to help u out if you let me know what’s bothering you and if you don’t. Bye!
As he wan move, I dragged him back and said
Me: do you have a girlfriend?
Friend: (laughing) so, you need a girlfriend?
Me: answer me jor
Friend: I have and is there any problem?
Me: how did you get a girlfriend?
Friend: see foolish boy wey dey whine me! Don’t think I don’t know about those girls you dey F**K o….
My head rang as I heard that word ‘F**K’ again..
Me: look, come let’s talk.
Friend: and what are we doing before?
Me: mtchew, talk jor, how did u get a gf?
Friend: is it a joke or whining?
Me: I mean it, I don’t know how to get a girlfriend!
Friend: I will help you out, but on one reason!
Me: ehn ehn, lemme hear!
Friend: you’ll gimme half of your rice on thursday!
Me: for what?
Friend: you dey craze, shey u think say na free? I go help u get a girl and you’ll be fu-Cking her for free… And u are asking me what, water ni!
Me: that’s what I don’t understand, what’s the meaning of ‘F**K’ and what is the essence of a girlfriend?
Friend: no answer for u now, you’ll know everything by night…
Me: why not now?
Friend: sha calm down!
Me: okay boss.
(I named him friend cos I’ve forgotten his name tho)
So, the day flew away with usain bolt speed its like 3hours that e take reach night from that break period.
I was inside my room feeling like ‘what’s going to happen tonight?’ before I heard a gunshot!
Guess what?
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To Be Continued…
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