Home Alone Reloaded

Episode 6

I instantly froze before turning around, oh my God… Not again,

Me: whispered in anger Samuel!!!

Samuel: whispering hahaha, wetin again.

I looked inside and miss Jennifer has gotten up, she was cleaning the mess she made on her couch.

I looked at Samuel and I dragged him to a corner far from Jennifer’s room.

Me: thunder go fire you oo.

Samuel: na wetin I do again.

Me: thunder fire you! You just dey bust out dey spoil my show anyhow. You dey craze?

Samuel: see mumu o. You no go even thank God say na me. Imagine say na your mother abi na another person wey touch you, you go fit talk?

Me: make I no talk first, but abeg just leave me make I dey flex. I beg you in the name of God…

Samuel: no prob.

Me: how far with Ruth na.

Samuel: baba, I don score three point o (meaning he just fuc.ked her)

Me: wait o, how manage.

Samuel: you no see say na their place I dey come from?

Me: na true, your mother say you go there.

Samuel: yes na, I tell her say I dey go there but when I go, I surprise o. Rose and their parents commot go greet person.

Me: no wonder, that’s why you just dey dey score three points anyhow. We be the same be that. Me too don score three point with Amaka and joy.

Samuel: God forbid, I no dey like you o.

My own three points na with my babe o. You too like to chooke your BEAST for every girl hole.

Me: tarh, I get choice and moreover, na them dey come meet me, no be me dey meet them.

Samuel: I don hear but wait, sheybi today na the first time you dey see Jennifer dey self service?

Me: yes oo and I surprise.

Samuel: baba, you never start. She like am o, and the worst thing self be say she no dey carry man come her house, she go just dey do her thing by herself. I dey see her well well naw.

Me: hmm, I just dey think, Imagine how bleeping her go dey..

Samuel: I talk am, you like to chooke your thing for every girl p—y.

Me: hahahahahaha.

Mum: shouting Idris!! Tomorrow is school o, come and eat and have some sleep.

Me: baba, tomorrow we go see.

Samuel: ok naw, make I go rest.

We shook our hands and I ran home. Today has been a little bit adventurous for me but the part where I fainted remained a mystery to me.

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NEXT DAY…

I woke up with a smile on my face and walked to my parent’s room, my Dad was packing his clothes inside a bag.

Me: good morning dad, good morning mum.

Dad and mum: good morning.

Me: are you going out to your duty post?

Dad: yes.

I sighed, unlike anyother duty post, My dad’s duty post isn’t in Rivers state. They do guard an oil pipeline in Bayesla so we get to see him thrice in three months or four months depending on the case maybe.

He has spent his three days with us and he will be out for another three months again. Well, we have gotten used to it. I mean he do get millions from guiding the oil pipeline.

Dad: have this, I will send more to you later.

He said giving me a bundle of one thousand naira notes. I smiled, thank him and left. Girls go suffer!
Within 30 minutes, he was done with parking and he entered inside his car and drove off, I just love my dad.

Not up to an hour later, we were through with breakfasts and my mum took my little brother to his school with her car while I met Samuel and we both went to school at the same time.