Home Alone Reloaded

Episode 13

Mrs Fatima: Idris!!She called out and I turned back with a smile.

Me: good afternoon Mrs fatima.

Mrs fatima: aren’t you going home?

Me: yes I am going home ma.

Mrs Fatima: alright, hope in lemme drop you off.

Me: actually am with a friend, he is waiting for me at the school gate.

Mrs Fatima: you guys are going at the same direction right?

Me: yes ma.

Mrs Fatima: alright, enter the car. We will pick him up at the gate.

I dey like this kind of thing enh. No tp fare o.
That means I go just use the tp money, even though na three sachet of condoms, I go buy.

Me: alright ma, thanks a lot.
I followed her till we entered her cream colour camry car. Me sitting at the front. I quickly pointed at Samuel when we got to the gate of our school.

Me: that’s him over there.

Mrs Fatima: with a wicked smile I should have known its Samuel. Tell me, do you guys live in the same place?

Me: yes, we stay at Bori camp. The same block (flat) but different rooms.

Mrs Fatima: I thought as much, no wonder you guys come to school the same time and leave the same time.

I waved at Samuel and he came close to the car.

Samuel: good afternoon Mrs Fatima.

Mrs Fatima: good afternoon Samuel, hop in let me give you a ride.

Samuel: ok ma, thanks a lot.

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She took us to Bori-camp’s small gate at rumuokoro where we stopped and alighted from her car.

Me: thank you for the ride ma….

Samuel: thank you ma, we are really gratefull.

Mrs Fatima: don’t be, just playing my part as a good citizen of this great nation.

She said with a wink that made us laugh.

Mrs fatima: ok dears, bye!! Don’t forget to come over tomorrow.

She said referring to me. Samuel ears got widened and eyes almost popping out of their sockets. I knew that I was in for a lot of questions and answers.

Me: alright ma, I won’t forget.
I said and she nodded, started her engines and zoomed off.

Samuel: oga oo, start the explanation from genesis to revelation, book by book, number by number and chapter by chapter.

Me: sighed oh boy!!!
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*Mrs Fatima: Idris!!
She called out and I turned back with a smile.

Me: good afternoon Mrs fatima.

Mrs fatima: aren’t you going home?

Me: yes I am going home ma.

Mrs Fatima: alright, hope in lemme drop you off.

Me: actually am with a friend, he is waiting for me at the school gate.

Mrs Fatima: you guys are going at the same direction right?

Me: yes ma.

Mrs Fatima: alright, enter the car. We will pick him up at the gate.

I dey like this kind of thing enh. No tp fare o. That means I go just use the tp money, even though na three sachet of condoms, I go buy.

Me: alright ma, thanks a lot.

I followed her till we entered her cream colour camry car. Me sitting at the front. I quickly pointed at Samuel when we got to the gate of our school.

Me: that’s him over there.

Mrs Fatima: with a wicked smile I should have known its Samuel. Tell me, do you guys live in the same place?

Me: yes, we stay at Bori camp. The same block (flat) but different rooms.

Mrs Fatima: I thought as much, no wonder you guys come to school the same time and leave the same time.

I waved at Samuel and he came close to the car.

Samuel: good afternoon Mrs Fatima.

Mrs Fatima: good afternoon Samuel, hop in let me give you a ride.

Samuel: ok ma, thanks a lot.

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She took us to Bori-camp’s small gate at rumuokoro where we stopped and alighted from her car.

Me: thank you for the ride ma….

Samuel: thank you ma, we are really gratefull.

Mrs Fatima: don’t be, just playing my part as a good citizen of this great nation.
She said with a wink that made us laugh.

Mrs fatima: ok dears, bye!! Don’t forget to come over tomorrow.

She said referring to me. Samuel ears got widened and eyes almost popping out of their sockets. I knew that I was in for a lot of questions and answers.

Me: alright ma, I won’t forget.
I said and she nodded, started her engines and zoomed off.

Samuel: oga oo, start the explanation from genesis to revelation, book by book, number by number and chapter by chapter.

Me: sighed oh boy!!!