Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 39

FUNKE

For as long I can remember, I’ve never lost to anyone , I did whatever it took to get what I want… Never in my life did I think I’ll be in this position where I’d lose something to a nobody, a street gutter ghetto nobody..

To even think of it makes me boil with Joy.. I knew from the very moment I laid my eyes on the btch Linda, I knew there was something about her that makes me not to like her… And as I suspected it happened… First she stole my fiance, disgraced me in public by slapping me and then,……. Then she gets to share the spotlight with Tony on TV ?… Just imagine.. That btch enjoying every moment of fame with Tony.. That was supposed to be me up there not her.. And the worst part is.. She’s now in Europe with tony.. Just imagine that….. Before you know it they’ll be…. ARRRGGGGHHH….. I HATE YOU LINDA!!!

I won’t sit down and let that sl*t take everything from me… No way… I’m going to get even.. If I’m not going to have Tony then neither will she!

As the days went by I’ve been trying to look for a way to make that b*tch pay, All i wanted was revenge and it will get it of that’s the last thing I do.. I kept searching and searching for something that I could pin on Linda and make her look like a fool but I couldn’t find anything.. But I still didn’t give up..

People I loathe especially Hermione were making fun of me on her TV shows about Linda being Tony’s love interest ; because of her, people started making fun of me.. Some sent me texts of mockery and doctored images of me, tony and Linda.. I was full of rage that I temporarily shut down my social media accounts as if that wasn’t enough, Linda’s face began to pop up on news feeds and celebrity news papers the headline of the news was Tony’s Juliet .. A week after their departure ? Tony posted a photo of him and Linda in the London tower bridge on social media ? and it went viral…

I couldn’t handle this shit anymore.. It would seem everyone was my enemy, cause when Tony and I split up, I got no word of pity or sympathy but now that he’s with Linda, everyone is smearing it on my face, What an insult of the highest order.

So one Sunday evening… I was invited to a small party by Alhaji Garba which was taking place in his private house, i had nothing else to do and besides I needed this party to let off some steam… Garba and I sat together on his warm couch , having drinks and eating peppered suya meat.. Everyone there was busy having fun especially Alhaji Garba’s friends whom were being occupied by prostitutes.. I on the other hand wasn’t having any fun, but I did enjoy the suya meat and chilled beer ? though. Alhaji Garba noticed my mood and began to taunt me.

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Garba ➡ Still mad about that sexy lady that’s taken your place in Tony’s heart, hmm?

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Funke ➡ Alhaji!? Stop it..

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Garba ➡ Well, to be honest I can’t blame Tony.. That girl is as hot as fire and she’d make an amazing breeder..

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Funke ➡ Alhaji!! For the last time stop.. What’s the meaning of this?

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Garba ➡ What are you going to do, hmm? Its your fault.. You should have kept your secret affairs in order but No! You got greedy and careless.. Now that attractive young woman is having a good time with your Ex… It’s just sad.

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Funke ➡ Look, one more word and I’m leaving, okay? I came here to relax and lay off some steam.. Just please leave me alone..

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Garba ➡ Alright if you say so..(laughs)

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God… I hate this man… The only reason I’m sticking close to him is because he’s resourceful and very handy… If not because of this qualities I wouldn’t have bothered with him.. In that moment, A lady approached me and Alhaji Garba, from the looks of her, she’s like kind of women that use or sell off going girls to become s*x slaves overseas.. The lady sat next to Alhaji Garba, she took his glass of wine and gulped it down.

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Madam Paprika ➡ Alhaji, Alhaji…

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Garba ➡ Madam Paprika! The iron lady.. It’s been a while..

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Madam Paprika ➡ Absolutely Alhaji… Some of the girls have been missing you.. They’ve been asking me to connect them with you again…

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Garba ➡ Don’t mind them… So I see you’re keeping my friends entertained with some of your girls..

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Madam Paprika ➡ Yes.. I had a short notice, so I did the best I could to choose the perfect one for them.

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Garba ➡ I see…

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Madam Paprika ➡ So Chief.. Who’s this fine young woman?… She looks kind of familiar.

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Garba ➡ She’s funke Adejumo, the Tv reporter and the newspa….

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Paprika ➡ Oh yes, now I remember.. It’s been a while since I’ve seen her father.. What’s wrong with her?

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Garba ➡ Oh, she’s just still pining over Tony.. Her grand plan was ruined thanks to that new lady Tony is currently dating..

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Paprika ➡ I’m sorry my dear… I have to say I really underestimated Linda, I never knew she used her charms to climb up the way to the ladder of success.. Ambitious b*tch. No wonder she stopped working for me.

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Funke ➡ (shocked) WHAT?? Do you know her?

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Paprika ➡ Of course I do… She used to be working for me as a prostitute.

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I couldn’t believe what I heard… So that sneaky, little sl*t was once a prostitute… But she doesn’t look like one.. Well turns out appearances are deceiving.. I asked the lady more about Linda.

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Funke ➡ So how long was she working for you?

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Paprika ➡ Just a few months.. She wasn’t that active like the other… I reserved her for special customers.. But the girl has this annoying moral code..that’s making her not to do her job well… Besides the reason why she did the job was so she could take care of little brother, who’s suffered from a fatal injury.

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Funke ➡ So she’s served a lot of customers?

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Paprika ➡ Not just a handful like I said she only serves special customers.

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Funke ➡ I see… Thank you.. You’ve just made day a whole lot better.

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After the party, I went home feeling excited and joyful…. As I got home, I locked myself in my room and began to plan how I was going to use this information on Linda… Oh I can’t wait to see Tony’s face when he learns that he’s sweet little Linda was a prstitute. And as for that btch.. I’m going to make life a living hell for her, not only am I going to embarrass her, I’m going to make her lose everything and I mean everything.

A few days later, I met with Stella and Olivia discussing with them about the news I got from that pimp lady..

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Stella ➡ Ashawo!!! I can’t believe this… I must admit she’s pretty smart..

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Olivia ➡ I must say… She really fooled everyone and she made you look like a second runner.

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Funke ➡ Shut it both of you.. After I’m done with her.. She’ll know that khaki is not leather… I’m going to humiliate that b*tch and I won’t stop there… I’m going to make sure she loses everything she loves.. Do you guys know where I can hire an assassin?

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Stella ➡ Funke! Hold on.. What do you need an assassin for?

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Olivia ➡ Yeah.. This is getting out of hand..

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Funke ➡ Mind your business, if you won’t help me then stay out of my way..

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Cowards… They did stay out of my way, and left me to my own devices but who needs them, I’ll handle this myself.. I asked most of the people I know but everyone was as cowardly as my friends.. So after a week of asking, I decided to go and ask Frank.

When I asked Frank, he was hesitant at first but at last he said he knew one assassin, he gave me the assassin’s contact and warned not to implicate him if things got messy.

So One Tuesday afternoon in my work place , I decided to call this assassin and see if we could arrange a meeting.. I had to call the number 3 times before it was picked.

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Assassin ➡ Hello.. Who’s this?

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I couldn’t believe it? This is a woman’s voice.. So the assassin is a female? Well, I bet she’s some kind rugged lady with ugly features and arms all over her, she must be those kind of ghetto ladies that have no background at all.

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Funke ➡ Uhm.. I’m Funke Adejumo.. I’d like us to meet now, I have a business for you..

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Assassin ➡ Well, I’m busy right now.. How about you give me your address and I’ll come over later?

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Funke ➡ Sure….

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I gave her my address, and she ended the call after that….. Later in the evening, I was at home eating my meals when I heard a knock on the door, I went and opened it but there was nobody at the door, I closed the door and went back to dining table, as I got there, I saw a very stunning lady sitting on the table..

One look at the lady remained me of Linda, I have to say this lady was attractive, she had a nice fair, smooth, skin and a lovely figure, she wore a leather jacket and a black tight latex trouser, which made her look like those American rock stars and her shoes were black Nike ✔️ converse, her hair was jet set black and trimmed in a bob style fashion, on the side of her neck was tattoo of lily flowers. What boggled my mind was how did she get in? And who the hell does she think she is? So I approached her with caution and asked who she was.

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Funke ➡ Excuse me? Who are you?

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Lily ➡ The name is Lily.. You must be Funke, I suppose?

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Funke ➡ Yes.. So?

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Lily ➡ I’m the one you called this afternoon.. You said you have a job for me.

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Funke ➡ Oh.. So you’re the one?

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Lily ➡ What’s the matter?

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Funke ➡ it’s just that you’re not what inwas expecting!

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Lily ➡ I see.. Okay let’s get down to business… I have no time to waste.

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I couldn’t believe this.. Who does this lady think she is? Talking to me anyhow.. So I sat on the chair and took my phone, tapped into my gallery and showed her a picture of Linda.. She sat down and bought out a small phone and placed on the table, she collected my phone and looked at it.. Seconds later, she handed the phone back to me..

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Lily ➡ So let me guess you want me to kill this woman? What’s her name?

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Funke ➡ Her name is Linda… She also has a brother. He stays at the hospital.. Find out where he is and kill the b*stard.

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Lily ➡ Hold on! I don’t kill people in those kind of situation… But this Linda lady, where is she?

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Funke ➡ She’s in overseas but she’ll be back soon, when she does you know what to do as for her brother I’ll take care of him myself.

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Lily ➡ Of course… See you then… Don’t call me.. I’ll call you when it’s done.. Adios.

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Funke ➡ What? Hey… Come back here! who do you think you are?

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I couldn’t stand this b*tch acting all bossy towards me.. As I tried to call her back and show her who’s the boss, as quick as lighting flash, She threw something at me, it zipped past me slightly cutting me on the cheek, I quickly sat down on my seat feeling terrified and scared.. Lily’s expression had changed, her eyes were gloomy and deadly, She walked towards me and stretched out her hand and removed a dagger which was pinned on the wall.. She cleaned the dagger on my clothes and put it back in her jacket.. After that, she left my house and went out, I checked through my window and saw her outside, as she climbed a black power bike and rode off.

This Lily is dangerous.. She had almost killed me.. and I knew she didn’t miss that throw of hers, she must have done that to show that she wasn’t a woman to mess with.. Well, looks like I’ve gotten the right person for this job.. Linda.. You’re finished.. Enjoy your last moments while you can cause you’re about to meet your maker and as for your brother, he’s going to join you soon enough.

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LINDA

Tony sure took me by surprise when he took me to Europe, I was mad at him at first cause I wasn’t prepared for this and I was hoping to come back and see my brother,.. Well, i can’t blame Tony.. He did this all for me and the least I can do is be grateful.

The trip to Europe was fun, but as we soared through the clouds, I began to feel dizzy and bored.. Tony did his best to cheer me up, we talked, laughed, cracked jokes and enjoyed a moment of intimacy but we didn’t have s*x.

Hours later, We arrived at the continent of Europe and the plane flew to merry old England ??.

We landed at the airport of London and as we got out of the plane , a luxury Cadillac was waiting for us.. After our luggage was loaded into the boot, Tony and I entered and the driver drove us out of place.

It was an amazing site seeing the white colored people and the way their country was, As we drove through the streets of London, I couldn’t help but feel amazed by the building and sites I saw.. Tony on his own part showed me some things and told me their names as we passed along.

Minutes later, we arrived a place called Greenwich it was a country side, located outside the city of London, it was nice and quiet.. Moments later, we arrived at a big house, and I later found out it was Tony’s family house owned by him of course..

The place was quite big and it had a lot of space, and there was a lovely garden behind the house.. After the car was parked, our luggage were packed into the house by some old white men who I later found out they were Tony’s butlers.

After that, Tony grabbed hold my waist and led me into the house and it was lovely and beautiful, and more furnished than the one in Abuja.

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Tony ➡ So how do you like this place?

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Linda ➡ Its wonderful..

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Tony ➡ Anything you want.. You can have it and you can do whatever you in here.. The butlers will attend to your needs. Just ask and they’ll do it for you.

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Linda ➡ okay… Uhm, where’s the bedroom?

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Tony ➡ It’s upstairs.. Don’t worry, your luggage will be kept next to mine..

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Linda ➡ Next to yours? Hold on.. Are you saying we’re going to sleep in the same room?

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Tony ➡ Yeah..

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Linda ➡ Unbelievable? What am I? Your wife? I’m not sleeping in the same room with you.. I’m not your wife..

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Tony ➡ Yet..

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Linda ➡ What is that suppose to mean?

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Tony ➡ (laughs) Nothing… Okay you can have your own room.

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Two weeks went by since I came to London, Tony and I spent most of the time exploring the city of London and the country side.. Of course he already knows the place, he’s just giving me a tour.. We went to a lot of place, like #thetowerbridgeofLondon, #theroyalpalaceofEngland, #towerofLondon, #StPaulsCathedral, and a lot of cool places, we also went to #Wembley_stadium and watched a football match.. I wasn’t a fan of football but watching it live up close was exciting.

When we weren’t doing any of this, I would stay in the house and read my bible, hang out and socialize with the people of the neighborhood and also with the butlers.

I know Butlers are meant to serve people but these men were old enough to be my fathers and it is a sign of disrespect to be commanding someone like that, to be doing stuff for you.. I couldn’t do that.. So instead of sending the men around, I did things by myself, that’s the essence of having legs and feet, so you could move around and get what you want.. The Butlers didn’t mind serving me, but I told them not to stress themselves that I could things myself but they refused.. But nevertheless, we got along pretty well with all of them, especially one butler named Mr. Finley.

Mr. Finley was the head of the servants in Tony’s house, like Chris, he was an introvert, he hardly talks and he always has a cheerful expression on his face, we got along pretty well and whenever I was bored in the house, he entertained by playing the piano, he even taught me how to play the keys on the piano. It was hard but I soon got hang of it..

Mr. Finley and I were so close we would about ourselves, he told about his family and his granddaughter who was also spending her holidays in Lagos.. I also told him about my awful past and he felt sorry for me.

So one Monday evening , I decided to tell him about my secret and how I was afraid to tell Tony, after listening to my story, he gave a piece of his mind.

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Linda ➡ What should I do sir?