Episode 3
I noticed that my wife was pacing and walking all over the room after reading the message I sent to her with my Ãïrtel line…
I kept ironing my clothes to leave for work..
Immediately I wore my shirt and suit to leave the house, she blocked my way…
Wife: Mr….where do you think you’re going??
Me: Where does it look like I am going??
Please leave my way because I am already late for work!
Wife: I am not leaving you today until you come inside and perform your duties as a man.
Me: Which duties?? Duties that you’ve deprived me for weeks now?
Please Mary, step out of my way. I don’t want to perform any duty again.
Wife: Sweetheart,I am so sorry. Don’t leave me to go and meet another girl oooo.
I need you now.
Me: I thought my name is Mr? Why did you suddenly call me “Sweetheart”?
I don’t need you again now. I am late for work.
I removed her hand from my body because I was already late for work.
As I was about to open the door, my wife fainted.
I rushed back and lifted her from the ground even though she was chubby. I carried her into the car as I drove to the hospital.
As I got to the hospital, the doctor started running tests on her to ascertain to cause of the sudden sickness.
After running series of tests on her,he came to me.
Doctor: Sir, we’ve run some tests on her but we discovered that there’s absolutely nothing wrong with her.
Me: Doctor…Are you sure?? Then why did she faint?
Doctor: Your wife is perfectly fine.
I rushed into the room and met my wife smiling stylishly at me..
Wife: So you think that I will allow you to go on a date with another woman??
I just acted like i have fainted to prevent you from leaving the house!!
Me: Hei…. women…una no go kill me ooo. I sensed it . I knew something was fishy considering the way you fainted just like that.
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