Diary Of A Lekki Houseboy

Episode 17

” Go get a room ye silly kids that stays in the
same house!!!!!!!!! Or y’all want a
ttthr….eeee…some…” A commanding voice from
SOMEWHERE came from NOWHERE.

The two of us looked up in some quick reflex to the
direction of where the voice came. Something in me
told me it was Asamoah but I just had to confirm
things for myself, am sure Faith was of the same
thoughts because she joined me as I smiled and
rained self praises(Whoever said only some
particular set of people from nigeria loved praises
though ) on Asamoah whom to me was dead
drunk and super fly on weed.
“You two be misbehaving, na today una know say
strafffing good? Get a room or die!!!!”.. Asamoah
said.

And No, I wasn’t regretting, scared or even shakey..
All I know was that it felt good being caught by him
(the same guy that’s been lying to me.. Or so I
thought.. But who cares? ) *not like I was gonna
get a fluting or anything on that “_/” chair anyway
*
My hand was still under the towel, doing absolutely
nothing but I could feel faith’s pussay juice dry on
my hands while I was listening to craps Asamoah
had to say.. “Beensh can you die now?” Was what
faith said to Asamoah in an attempt to shut him up
and it worked .

“Hmmmmm! That has gotta be the 3rd best
moment of 2012….” I said to Faith as Asamoah
walked away giving us a “F..u..ck you” middle
finger.
“silly boy! Which is 1st and 2nd huh?”… She asked…
“Ummm.. 2nd was about 30mins ago, best kiss ever
even if I didn’t get to touch where my senses got
lost, and 1st…. Hmmmmm!, that’s gotta be when I
find my lost senses “.. I said into her ears, I didn’t
know what made me bite her ear oh, but e be like
say the tin pain am (Don’t try this if you have
teeth like Suarez abeg!!!! )
By the way, you and I know I lied to her to make her
head big , let me give you the correct ranking as
of now 1)Reserved, 2)I made a girl Kum with my
tongue(Yvonne) 3)Best Kiss(Faith) 4)I Made four As
in my WAEC (Dedicated to people that thinks
perve….rts are dumba..sses . Wait, I wasn’t a
per..v when I wrote WAEC right? )
Whatever those words did to her though, she was
smiling like her straight face muscles were dead
(But why do girls enjoy being lied to nah? )

*convo
Faith: Hmmmm! Seems we have got the same
moments baby. (Ehehehe! No Gender
discrimination please!!!, even though that sounded
like a lie, it was sweet to hear )
Me: Sounds cool yo, now can you please turn
around and listen to my heart beat once more?
(Former position).
Faith: Alright per…v.. But what ever it is, that was
huge!!.. (Eheheh! Like you already know.. No just
talk say she dey lie oh! Because this one I believe
am die… If not for anything else, at least for the hole
my three hands couldn’t penetraYte..
When she was turning, I had a revelation from
nowhere that sounded like “Omo! You no go smell

your hands see if Ajekpako(only 1 wey I finger for
SS3 ) and Ajebotas dey smell the same? ” (Ohh!
I also did this to Yvonne after she closed the door..

Codedly oh .. Don’t ask me her smell ).. Well, I
acted like I was taking something off my nose and
smelled it.(Don’t ask!!!!!! But if I am the only one
that have done this, then I must be sadly curious
)