Episode 36

“Omo! 3packets of Condoms.. That one wey dem
sell 250naira each na him we go first budget oh
guy..”.. My mind in collaboration with my DIC*K
said as I went straight to Esther’s room.
As usual, I didn’t knock as I came inside to see her
chatting on her Bold 5. With some borrowed anger,
I asked her where she went and what was going on
between she and my uncle..

On a second thought, maybe I shouldn’t have done
that because it made her angry as she started
vexing on what right I had to burst in her room to
ask questions that even her Dad can’t dare to ask..
If it was because she now plays with me and all
other bleh bleh bleh..
I just stood there looking at her with a YOLO face,
thinking of what to say after she is done with her
fronting .. all those craps she was saying didn’t
really get me(I hate lying to myself tho) as I wasn’t
even angry at first, I just wanted to act like I was
jealous because women loves it .
“On a second thought, you look cuter when you are
angry you know right?”.. I said with a wide smile
decorated with a wink ..
I guess it worked .. Because she smiled, called me
an Hopeless ashiewo and told me how she didn’t
like being asked questions about her life and
everything. But I so wanted to confirm if my Uncle
was having an affair with her, so I told her my
Uncle already bribed me not to tell her senior sister,
that I was just jealous because I wanted her all to
myself. Hence, the anger.

However, she started talking , she said she only
had sx with my Uncle before He got married to his sister, and that she was the one that s£duced him, how she didn’t enjoy the sx and how he has been
pestering her to go on a date with him. Turns out
what I saw some minutes back was one of the
pestering(I believed her die).
I left her in the room, even though she wanted me
to stay but the Man UTD Vs Necastle match which
was already in 2-2 at 60minutes was to good a
match for me to just abandon.
“Goaaaaal! Go! Go!! Go!!! Go!!!!
Goaaaaaaaal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”.. I shouted as Chicharito
scared a last minute goal to save Man Utd from a
3-3 draw.. .. I ran outside to get recharge card to
call my friends that have been yabbing me that my
own J.Evans scored an own goal.. But as I stepped
outside the gate, I saw Joyce’s car coming, so I had
to open the Gate..
“Aunty Good Afternoon..” I said as I was once again
looking at her B0-0bs.. This time around, no respect
for uncle .
“Evening, I thought your uncle was back, where is
his car?”.. She asked but I told him he went to see
Oga Abu with a straight face as the name “Abu”
jilted her .

She smiled and said “Wonder shall never end” as
she asked where I was Off to..
Now that was strange right? I just had this feeling
that she was out to meet Oga Abu, hence the
reason why she laughed because definitely, she
knew my Uncle wasn’t out to see Oga Abu..
Anyways, I no send!!
I told her I wanted to buy recharge card, she gave
me Two Thousand naira that I should buy
1500naira MTN for her and 500naira belongs to me
.
When I got to her room to give her the card, she
was in the shower, so I decided I would take the
card back and return in few minutes. *Sharp
boy!!! *
On getting back to the room, she was tying a towel,
looking at the mirror while she rubbed her
succulent skin with lotion. She told me to help her
scratch the card(which I already did) but had to act
like I was scratching it as I looked at her opened
back while I made sure she saw me through the
mirror.

QuestionMode

“Aunty, when is faith coming back?”.. I asked since
the room was too silent.. She said it was on the next
day as her Uncle will be going back to Canada
that same day.
“Aunty, where is your phone so I can load the
card?”.. She pointed to where the phone(IPhone)
was, I took the phone but it was locked, so I took it
to where she was to open it..

“Aunty is this Iphone3 or Iphone 4? “.. I asked as
she opened the phone while she said she didn’t
know the version. I got a view of her Thighs since
the towel wasn’t that long, and her cleavages were
so narrow, even without a B®A on it .. And then I
thought how easy it would be to get her Unclad
because I was so sure she wasn’t wearing anything
under.
She must have noticed how lusty I was looking at
her because the mirror was directly opposite us but
that was what I wanted anyways.. Will she kill me if
I act like a man? ..
“Have it”.. She said as I could feel my DICK doing the undertaker’s movement. I collected the phone and loaded the card while facing the other side of the room. Funny I wasn’t conscious enough as my two hands were busy up, my DICK was on
display through my “wonder” kaftans(the one wey I
wear na d one wey tailor over slim fit fah ).. And
my position was side-like to the mirror, so she could
have seen the extra bulge inside those kaftans
right? (I swear I didn’t know it till know )
“Ladi.. Could you help me rub a lotion on my back?

Its usually me and your uncle and bleh bleh bleh”..
That was all I heard as my legs did a RIGHT TURN,
dropped the phone and said “Sure! Anything for
you”..

She opened and applied a lotion on my hands and
Off I went.. Mind you, my Mom used to tell me to
help her rub lotion on her back, so you can also say
I am a master in this act ..