Loving Bad

Episode 15

NKEM

‘ that maniac released me at last, I know d last tin I wanted to do was to go back to d lodge’
NKEM: CAN I HAVE MY PHONE NOW
BILLY: Y NOT

NKEM: DROP ME IN FRONT OF ODUS
BILLY: NO I HAVE STRICT INSTRUCTIONS
NKEM: WHO MAKES D RULE
BILLY: Y DO U ASK?

NKEM: BCOS D PERSON MUST BE A DUMB MUTT, I MEAN HOW CAN U PEOPLE CALL UR SELVES MAFIANS, IF U DROP ME IN MY LODGE MY FRIENDS WILL ASK QUESTIONS, U DNT HAVE TO BE AS DUMB AS UR SO CALLED BOSS.’I need to call one of my sibling to come and pick me’

BILLY: WE ARE HERE
NKEM: TNX BILLY. ‘ I stepped out of the car and switched on my cell phone, d cell started beeping continuously, I had countless messages.

becky
‘where are u, patty and I are freaking out’
‘nkem’
‘miss williams’
‘reply or am calling ur brother’

patty
‘did ur date use u for ritual or something’
‘call us we are worried’
‘nkem!!!, u are freaking us out’

matty
‘where are u baby’
‘on ur cell phone and text us atleast’
‘princess’
‘becky is calling ur bro’

jackson
‘date gone wrong?’
‘text us atleast’
‘Fred is freaking out wink’
‘ok, dis jst got out of hand miss williams, where d f–k are u!!!!’

fred
‘dollface are u ok?’
‘text me back atleast’
‘nkem’
‘are u in trouble?’
‘ok dis is it am letting becky call ur bro’
‘hello!!!!’

eric
‘am in delta state u would wanna on ur cell phone or am calling mum’
‘where are u young lady’

mavin
‘honey call me wen u get dis message am in ur lodge with eric,.
Dis is d reason y mavin is my best, wait a minute d last time I checked I had three brothers and I only got a text from two, am calling dat mutt.

DERICK: U ARE D LUCKIEST MUTT I KNOW, I JUST PUT ON MY CELL PHONE IT’S BEEN SWITCHED OFF FOR WEEKS

NKEM: ‘dis is it, it’s my only escape, I will jst tell derick d truth I know he is going to take it well unlike mavin and eric, if those two get to know dey will resolve to d fastest means of saving their sister dey won’t mind killing Fred but derick is a good listener but I cnt tell him over d phone I will be a fool to think dat those guys gave me my phone without planting anytin’

DERICK: HELLO!!!
NKEM: WHERE ARE U
DERICK: ABK

NKEM; WHAT ARE U DOING IN DELTA STATE
DERICK: FLEXING

NKEM: CAN U PICK ME UP?
DERICK:NO

NKEM: PLEASE RICK DIS IS SERIOUS
DERICK: ARE U OK?

NKEM:NO ‘ I said breaking down, I was done with dis strong girl act’

DERICK: DNT CRY BABY, I WILL BE THERE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

NKEM: DNT GO TO MY LODGE COME TO D FAST FOOD OPPOSITE ODUS, AND DNT PICK MAVIN AND ERIC’S CALL, I WILL SWITCH OFF MY PHONE NOW, JST ENTER D FAST FOOD AND GET ME
DERICK: OK

NKEM: TNX ‘ derrick is d player among d three, he knows all nook and cranny of almost all d campus in Nigeria, he is always looking for new fishes, I was lost in thought, how on earth did I get here

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DERICK: U LOOK LIKE S–T
NKEM: NO ONE FROM HOME CALLED U RIGHT
DERICK: NO

NKEM: SO, HERE IS D STORY, U WILL TELL THEM DAT D GUY I WENT ON D DATE WITH HAPPENS TO BE UR FRIEND AND DAT HE IS A SERIOUS PLAYER SO, U GOT PROTECTIVE WHEN U SAW ME AND DECIDED TO BRING ME WITH U TO ABK

DERICK: WILL DEY BUY DAT
NKEM: UR PHONE HAVE BEEN OFF AND SO HAS MINE, WE WILL JST SAY D NETWORK DERE WAS CRAPPY, AND U DIDNT WANT TO SEND ME BACK ALONE, SO, U DECIDED TO ROUNDUP WATEVA U WERE DOING IN ABK AND BRING ME BACK UR SELF

DERICK: OK
NKEM: TNX ‘ I put on my phone one last time and got a message from my mum
‘call me when u on ur phone honey, I need to know wen u are coming back, remember we are going on a trip together,. What a relief, I pulled of my wrist watch and threw it outside d window together with my phone.

DERICK: WHAT WAS DAT YOUNG LADY
NKEM: NOW WE CAN TALK.