Loving Bad

Episode 10

FRED: LET’S PLAY 20 QUESTIONS
NKEM: DUDE U ARE DRIVING
FRED: THOUGHT WE ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK TO EACH

NKEM:AM STILL IN DIS CAR, IF U GET US INTO AN ACCIDENT, I WILL BE AFFECTED TOO
FRED: WHATEVER

NKEM: IT’S EVENING, WHEN ARE WE COMING BACK?

JACKSON: WHO SAID ANYTIN ABOUT COMING BACK?
NKEM: WHAT?, WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO SPEND D NIGHT

FRED: A HOTEL, DUH

NKEM: U GUYS SURE DO KNOW HOW TO WASTE MONEY

FRED: IT’S CALLED HAVING FUN PRINCESS
NKEM: D NAME IS NKEM
FRED: SOUNDS LOCAL, I DNT LIKE IT
NKEM: U DNT HAVE TO LIKE IT, IT’S MY NAME AND I LOVE IT

FRED:20 QUESTION PLEASE,
MATT; WE CAN DO DAT WEN WE GET TO D HOTEL
FRED: GOOD

‘ d conversation continued until we got to d beach, Fred and I quarrelled through out’
PATTY: IT’S SO COOL, BRING D BASKETS OVER
JACKSON: WHAT BASKET
PATTY: U WILL C
NKEM: AM STARVING
PATTY: LET’S EAT
JACKSON: U LOOK HOT IN DAT BIKINI
BECKY: blushing, THANKS
NKEM: BECKS
BECKY: WHAT
NKEM: U ARE BLUSHING
BECKY: AM NOT
PATTY: I CAUGHT U
BECKY: AM NOT BLUSHING
NKEM: WHATEVER

MATT:WAOH I LOVE DIS PLACE, IT’S JST SO COOL
FRED: WE CAN PLAY D 20 QUESTION NOW
NKEM: WHATSUP WITH D 20 QUESTION, IF DERE IS ANYTIN U WANT TO KNOW JST ASK D PERSON IN QUESTION AND STOP GETTING EVERYONE INVOLVED
FRED: OK, Y DO U HATE UR DAD

NKEM: I DNT HATE HIM, I DNT HAVE A DAD
FRED: EVERYONE HAS A DAD
JACKSON: IS HE DEAD?

NKEM: I DNT KNW, I TOT DIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE 20 QUESTION

MATT: U TOLD HIM TO GO STRAIGHT TO D POINT
NKEM: WE CAN STILL GO BACK TODAY, I NEED TO GO TO CHURCH TOMORROW, I HAVE’NT GONE FOR TWO SUNDAYS NOW

MATT: WE WILL GET HOME VERY LATE
FRED: OK, WE WILL GO
NKEM: THANKS
FRED: WHERE DO U WORSHIP
NKEM: CATHOLIC, U?
FRED: SAME, BUT I HAVE NOT GONE IN YEARS
NKEM: WHY
FRED: BUSY

NKEM: TOO BUSY FOR GOD
FRED: GUESS SO
NKEM: DATS REALLY BAD
FRED: ONLY CHILD?

NKEM: NO, I HAVE THREE BROTHERS
FRED: HMMMMMMM, U ARE PROTECTED
NKEM: LOL, U CAN SAY DAT, THEY BEAT MY EX TO POOP WHEN HE LEFT ME, I WAS SO EMBARRASSED WEN I FOUND OUT, HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND CAME TO CONFRONT ME ABOUT IT
FRED: SHE MUST BE SHAMLESS
NKEM: I REALLY DNT BLAME HER THOUGH MY BROTHERS MESSED UP BIG TIME
FRED: I DNT KNW, BUT I WILL KILL ANYONE DAT HURTS PATTY

NKEM: PATTY IS A SWEET GIRL
FRED: YEAH, HEY.

NKEM: WHAT

FRED: SORRY ABOUT D ODA DAY DAT I STEPPED ON U y did I jst say dat

NKEM: DID U JST SAY SORRY

FRED: UUUUMMMM, YEAH?
NKEM: WHAT
FRED: YEAH
‘ we were so engrossed in our conversation dat I didn’t realise wen d odas left’
NKEM: WHERE ARE THEY
FRED: I DNT KNW
NKEM: U CAN GO, I WILL JST STAY HERE
FRED: I WANT TO STAY

NKEM: WHAT WAS D ESSENCE OF COMING HERE IF U ARE JST GOING TO STAY HERE AND LISTEN TO MY BORING TALK

FRED: IT’S NOY BORING, ON D CONTRARY I ENJOY LISTENING TO U, DATS D MORE REASON Y I LIKE PISSING U OFF. ‘where did dat come from, I have only known her for a day or so’.
NKEM: DAT MAKES SENCE. ‘ He’s not dat bad, we asked each oda random questions to keep d conversation rolling, I dnt knw what time it is but it’s getting pretty late’.

NKEM: I WILL GO AND LOOK FOR DEM
FRED: U DNT HAVE TO DEY ARE COMING ALREADY
PATTY: CAN WE COME BACK NEXT TIME
MATT: SURE

NKEM: CAN WE GO NOW?

BECKY: NKEM, U ARE SO BORING, U SHOULD HAVE JST STAYED AT HOME, WHAT WAS D NEED, U JST SAT DOWN HERE ALL DAY
NKEM: WHATEVER, CAN WE GO NOW?
FRED: SURE.