Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 18
just dey wonder how I wan carry tell her say I send
her money through VTU. I never think finish when I
hear…
“kpoon kpoon kpoon”
She don drop call. One kind rage just fill my head. I
carry phone begin type text. I wan break up
immediately. I don finish type am wan send am
when I remember say I don invest N800 for her
head. Kai, the toto shall not pass me by. I delete the
text come type something wey dey more sober.
“You never gave me a chance to explain. I do love
you and will do anything to make you happy. Maybe
MTN decided to withhold the money I sent through
VTU to test our love. Well, I am going to the ATM
machine right away. Remember, it pays to be
appreciative.”
I insert the last line for effect purpose. I no reach 3
minutes wey I send the text na im her call enter.
Forget o, I no move one inch comot from my chair.
My father name na Babalola, not Dangote.
“Hello baby. I am sorry for shouting at you.”
I no say anything.
“I saw the money. I thought it was MTN that dashed
me money.”
Kai, I swear this babe na b’i’t’ch.
“Have you sent the one you said you are going to
send?”
Click!! I cut phone. This babe really dey out to chop
my money o. Na later I come dey see apology text
message. She even promise say she go change. Make
we see sha.
I did not keep my phone on my table when it started
ringing. It was Hannah calling. Since I was less busy, I
picked the call.
“Foxy, why are you doing this to me?”
Was the first question she dropped on my head.
Some babes can so think they own you because they
gave you toto to Bleep. I hate that thing eh. I Bleep
you no mean say I like you. Na mutual agreement
between the f—-r and the fuckee (Mazi’s
Dictionary).
“I am not doing anything to you. You said you love
me, I am happy about it.”
I answered her.
“Is that what you will say?”
See Jamb question.
“What else do you want me to say? I am even hungry
right now. I am yet to take my lunch”
I answered hoping she would cut the call. But the
reverse seemed to be the case.
“Sorry baby. What do you want to eat when you
come home?”
She asked sweetly. My ears pricked out. Now that is
what I am talking about. A girl playing the role of a
man because you have fuckeddd her well.
“Uhm, I think I will want something to swallow.”
I answered. There was silence at the other end
before her voice finally came up.
“I will have to go to the market o and you know this
is dry season. Ugwu is not readily available.”
Well, who cares? Not me.
“That’s what I want to eat o.”
I answered her sullenly.
“Owk, when are you coming?”
She asked.
“Coming where?”
I asked back.
“To my place na.”
Oh… This babe wan use me do ritual ni? How long I
know you when I go begin come your place.
“You know there is hold-up all the time. I will reach
your place when I reach it. Where will I even stop?”
I asked for description. Now, I am releasing
information o, the babe don move out from there
sha.
“When you drop at Maraba under bridge, cross the
road and enter into the park (before it was
demolished), take a bike and tell them you are going
to Aso, Assemblies of God church. I will come and
pick you there.”
The she emphasized.
“Please don’t disappoint me.”
Am I mad? Disappoint fire? Kai, free food, free toto.
Men, Aso, here I come!!!
Lovely comedy