She Pulled Her Pants

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 28

I ended with a sweet smile. My colleague

sensing what I was about doing just shook

his head and went into his office. Kai, who

would see the creature before me and not

give her the sweetest smiles? Most times,

you don’t need to talk to some women, just

smile.

There are lots and lots of hidden

messages in that smile. She sat down and

waited for the dude she had come to seen.

Minutes later the door flew open. The guy

bounced in but stopped in his track. A look

of shock then surprise then happiness (i be

psychic na) flooded his face. The lady on her

own just stood up and flew into his hands.

They did not exchange words o, they just

stood there hugging themselves, then walked

out hand in hand. Me, I felt I had lost out of

the game. Time to concentrate on something

better. I

went into my facebook account and began

chatting with the numerous ladies there.

“Can you help me do something?”

It was Isaiah.

“Anything o, as long as I go get my share

inside.”

“Kai, Foxy, ba za ka canza ba”

Foxy, you no dey change. (No more

hausa)

Me, change? Him no hear wetin Paul talk

about Ethiopians and leopards?

“Haba, you know say you be my man.

Anything for you men”

I replied him. This gladdened his heart. I be

winch?

How I carry know self.

“Can you help me prepare a Letter of

Recommendation?”

He asked.

“Of course, why not.”

I just went into my system files, picked one I

had prepared earlier that year, changed the

name to Bridget which he had given me,

printed and handed him a pen to sign it. I

was that good oo.

“Thanks man. I go buy you beer.”

I only laughed and gave him my famous

remarks.

“I don’t drink beer o.”

“Alomo and weed go do be that?”

He asked silently. We understood ourselves

perfectly well. Though the guy is more on the

drug addicted side.

“Big time. Guy, na Boss place we go buy the

leaves from o. You know say him vegetable

always dey fresh.”

I said and he grinned. He left me and went

out, well, I was still smiling when my phone

vibrated. I picked the crazy Nokia up and

looked at the screen.

One New Message.

“I am sorry if I had sounded somehow the

last time.

You know I am just recovering from

heartbreak and would not want to commit

myself immediately.