Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 27
I resumed work feeling fresh and fly. Na so I
just dey run my things like say nothing dey
happen. I don bone Perpetual side for like 4
days now. Which kind babe self she dey
claim abi no be toto she ma get? You go
send person recharge card, she go flash you
make you call back, then she go tell you say
she don see the card. Most times self, I go
just dey wish say I fit just march go her
house go collect all the money of the card
wey I don buy for her.
“Attai, Attai”
Na wa o. This my colleague no wan free me.
“Yes?”
He come smile like say him don hit jackpot.
“I had a very great vision.”
My ear stand. All my mind be say him don
see vision for me as I take become the first
Idoma man to rule Nigeria. Well, if the
country never turn to Arewa, Biafra and Odua
by the time I ready to take the reins of
leadership.
“Really? Tell me about it.”
I come leave wetin I dey type, carry my hand
drop for my chin for full alert.
“I saw myself.”
Kai!!!!
“You get vision for yourself come mean say
na me suppose interpret am for you?”
I asked him. He looked at me like I did not
say anything, instead he resumed his speech.
“You know I am like the assistant pastor in
my church, I am now planning to build my
own church.”
Ahhh…. What plan would one who is still
under tutelage have?
“See, your hell fire no be here. So you dey
plan to rent shop take begin your ministry
eh? Choirs and female members don carry
belle finish be that.”
I chided him.
“That’s why you need to change your life. I
might consider you.”
He concluded his speech not minding my
interruption.
“Mtchw… See this man. So you want the two
of us to dupe people? Just say it out. E be
like nollywood don too full your head oo.”
I said to him and decided to face my work.
“See Attai, you won’t understand. The bible
says, Behold I come like a thief in the night.”
That got at me.
“I know. But you should examine your life
first. Remember to remove the log of wood in
your eyes before removing the spec in mine.”
I cautioned him.
“Ehm ehm”
A female voice coughed gently. I lifted my
head to behold a very pretty being. Men, the
ways of the Lord is mysterious.
“Please, can I see Isaiah?”
She asked. Well, who am my not to do my
job. I switched to phoney immediately.
“Uhm, he is not around. I believe he should
be on his way back to the office.”
Lovely comedy