Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 5
I can’t wait to look into those lovely eyes and express
myself proper to you.”
I thought I had dropped a great line.
“So na you dey disturb my babe!!!”
A voice thicker than Obasanjo’s own spoke from the
background.
“Ahh.. Bros, so na you?”
I said stopping dead on my tracks. I had already
gotten to my bus stop which is right on the bridge.
There you will see cars going directly to Nyanya,
Mararaba, Ado, New Nyanya (which happens to be
my bus stop) and Masaka.
“Yessss… Na me, any problem?”
He asked. His voice appeared thicker. Me? I was not
in the least beat scared o. If him wan form boss, na
for himself and na from person hand him collect the
toto from. Me ma wan collect the toto from am. I
had already gone into my archives to provide what I
would use in answering him and trust me, my mouth
dey sharp for this kind thing. If na face to face
confrontation, I for preach to am but as per say na
phone, I go show am say him no suppose to dey pick
him girl phone.
“So you are that guy that makes Perpetual cry all the
time eh”
I had made my voice stronger, giving it that iron
feel. Call me, I will speak in that manner to you if
you want (dudes only) but if you are a lady, I will
make my voice as soft as the wind. Na so in-between
your legs go dey scratch you somehow. No try me, I
mean am. My grandpapa teach me the juju well.
“Sorry?”
He was taken aback.
“Sorry for yourself. This is how you guys go around
breaking women heart and at the end coming to
monitor your sister’s phone”
It came out before I could stop it.
“Mr. Man, she is not my sister. She is my girlfriend.”
He said, his voice sounding loud. I removed my
phone from my ear. I would have cut the call but I
have the training on managing your anger during
call. I can scream at you all I want, you can abuse me
all you want but I will never drop the call on you. I
will have to say that normal “BYE and Have a Nice
Day”.
“It changes nothing. You cheat, you lie, you beat her.
Malam, that babe should be given some break.”
I dropped it. He could not reply immediately, it
looked like he was thinking of what to say.
“See, you better mind your business”
“Why would I mind my business? She is my cousin.”
I said silently.
“Sorry bros. No vex.”
I did not wait for him to finish before cutting the
call.
Lovely comedy