Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 12
Now, I have spent time trying to console someone.
In fact, a total stranger whom my diicck had adopted.
I had done all I could to make her keep quiet which
she did and now, I am stuck between the devil and
the deep blue sea. I can’t sleep in her house, my
body will be found pounded with pestle and cooked
with hot water. I can’t attempt to go outside. Those
guys smoking would strip me to my boxers. What do
I do?
Such was the delima I found myself in. Even though I
had announced my going, I had made no effort to
get up. I was still seated. I was doing all the
calculations in my head. I was still dressed in my
working clothes. My school bag containing my laptop
was still slung over my shoulder. My shoes which was
polished that morning and which I had just bought
the previous week adorned my legs. My clothes
were new too. Wahala ti de!!!
“I think I should be going”
I made the announcement again. What was I
expecting? An offer to sleep in her house?
“Owk love, good night.”
Now I’m fucckked. I asked myself questions only I
could produce answer to. What happens if my laptop
is taken away? The clothes no go be problem o, but
the laptop? Modem? Nairaland (Seun, make your
head no big), facebook? Kai, I enter one chance all in
the name of getting an extra pusssyy for my diicckk.
Kai, the brain in my diicckk really need to be
checked.
“Baby”
The first time I am calling her baby.
“You know I am so tired. This bag is weighing me
down. You should help keep it for me, I will send my
younger brother to collect it tomorrow.”
Like I had magic cowrie sewn into my tongue, she
just accepted the bag without questions. Kai, my
phones had miraculously found its way into my bag.
Don’t ask me how. Your brain processes information
and tasks at 10000000000000000 Zilabytes when
you are faced with very difficult tasks.
“Good night angel”
I kissed her lightly on the lips and pulled the gate
open. The babe no even follow me go outside self.
Lovely comedy