Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 3
My day was as spoilt as rotten egg, the computer self
was looking at me with a scowl on its face. Na small,
I for break am but I no get anger problem like
Sexkillz, so I just maintain. I was in that state when
my phone started ringing. I looked at the screen and
discovered it was a new number. I had never seen it
before. Ok, let me break it down for you guys.
NPA, Nigeria Players Association, back me up on this.
I have multiple girls that gives me toto when ever I
am conjigated. Now, calls come in all the time and I
have to be on the safer side. How do I achieve this? I
don’t save their numbers with names. All I do is look
hard at the digits and the combination gets into my
brain. Me I sabi cram o but I no too good for maths.
Another thing, I call everybody baby. Even if I am
speaking to my sister on the phone, the moment I
pick it up, I say…
“Baby, what’s up?”
So the babes just get used to it.
“Hello, Attai on the line”
I do this most time to avoid saying hello and passing
through interrogations o.
“Hy, it’s me”
Celine Dion na learner where this voice dey o. I
opened my mouth but not a sound came out. I was
trying to process the musical notes I had just heard
into words.
“Sorry please. Who?”
I was fuuccking polite. Who knows, it could be Agbani
Darego calling.
“Perpetual”
Now I was more stunned than any stunned person.
My brain went into hyper-drive, I needed ideas.
“Yeahhhhhhhhhh…”
I cleared my throat.
“Your voice sounds different”
I said into my mouth-piece.
“Yeah, I had cough that day”
Kai… Now I gats play my ball well.
“If the voice I heard that day had cough, this is just
recovering from cough, what happens when you
recover fully?”
She laughed silently. That blew my breath away.
“You are funny and I like you.”
Una know the rest na….
Lovely comedy